Saturday, December 15, 2012

Quote(s) of the Day(s)

Elowyn- What is Santa going to bring you?
Marlo- Traffic.
Elowyn- What's traffic?
Marlo- I don't know.
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Marlo- Cashews are like almonds.  You put them in your mouth and they taste good.
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Marlo- Mom, Do you have some money for me?
Mom- No, why?
Marlo- I need money so I can get on an airplane.
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One of Marlo's classmates gave her a cake ball decorated like a turkey for thanksgiving. After completely indulging in it's messy deliciousness Marlo said "Now that was Thanksgiving"
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Mom- Marlo I am going to run upstairs and change the laundry. Will you stay here and play and yell up to me if Louis needs anything?
Marlo- Yeah.
A minute later...
Marlo- Mommy! Louis needs anything!
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Driving home from school one day...
"Mommy, Is Santa going to invite us to Christmas?"
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We were reading a story book about Jane Goodall. There is a part where as a child she sneaks into her aunts barn and witnesses "the miracle" of where eggs come from.
Marlo- That's not a miracle, that's a chicken.
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I had been preparing Marlo for the fact that she'd have a babysitter on Friday evening so that Daddy and I could go on a date.  Driving home from the park to meet the baby sitter at our house...
"Mommy, are we going home and I'm going to play with Cami and you and Daddy are going to go on a diet."
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Marlo- It's Christmas time!
Mommy- Almost.
Marlo- Yeah, Christmas is for Wednesdays.
Mommy- What happens on Christmas?
Marlo- That when you give me a doggy.
Mommy- Well, no. You get presents but I don't think you get a doggy.
Marlo- Yeah presents.  I get presents now?
Mommy- We still have to wait a little while.
Marlo- Ok. Like after I eat my dinner?
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